About Me Well….. if I have to blow into the proverbial trumpet,it would be total cacophony !!!
Lets just say, if this 'about me' could say ‘…something about nothing and nothing about something’ and focus on the ‘mindless lampooning' I indulge in, it would serve my page well.At least, i could duck the brickbats.
Me….am six inches short of a six footer, a hulk quartered on a cheese plate and then forced refuge in one corner of a cold store.
‘Cryptic nonsense’ right ??? well…. that is precisely what my wr... moreWell….. if I have to blow into the proverbial trumpet,it would be total cacophony !!!
Lets just say, if this 'about me' could say ‘…something about nothing and nothing about something’ and focus on the ‘mindless lampooning' I indulge in, it would serve my page well.At least, i could duck the brickbats.
Me….am six inches short of a six footer, a hulk quartered on a cheese plate and then forced refuge in one corner of a cold store.
‘Cryptic nonsense’ right ??? well…. that is precisely what my writing is all about,amongst the many mindless indulgences, the one that describes me in close approximation !!!! less
Another piece of Satire.....
A mundane writing on the wall for the not so shocked citizen : If you have an odd number of socks, of these,no two will make a pair.
Satire..
(T'was another scam burnt morning.Cows roared,elephants mewed and polar bears hip gyrated to the womanized anthem 'she - la ki jawani' . In the midst of such common occurrences, Uncommon Singh of the prime ministerial sin-isterial couch- the ... moreSatire..
(T'was another scam burnt morning.Cows roared,elephants mewed and polar bears hip gyrated to the womanized anthem 'she - la ki jawani' . In the midst of such common occurrences, Uncommon Singh of the prime ministerial sin-isterial couch- the ephemeral custodian of all things petty in the house of commons, stuttered down the indecisive path of puppet polity. The corner of his hyper myopic - telescope enhanced vision saw white.....white at half mast on a lifeless flagpole. A million sparks of wonder played merry hell into his brilliance choked head.... ) less
A tribute
''....In doing so, his tales helped me dream of undulated stretches of land carpeted in pristine grass, divided by crystal clear streams, fenced by snow capped peaks and kissed by the rising sun. In such serene settings, little me always manage... moreA tribute
''....In doing so, his tales helped me dream of undulated stretches of land carpeted in pristine grass, divided by crystal clear streams, fenced by snow capped peaks and kissed by the rising sun. In such serene settings, little me always managed to find a cameo appearance......''
(Call it a 'poem' or.. satire in Rhyme)
Nicolas, a very eligible male
fell in love with a voluptuous whale.
From her he wanted babies... more(Call it a 'poem' or.. satire in Rhyme)
Nicolas, a very eligible male
fell in love with a voluptuous whale.
From her he wanted babies
which she confused for scabies.
Not to be left in the dry
together they decide to try.
They commenced the process in Paris
but was way off the axis.
Not to be let down by Geography
they banked on mutual topography.
Now was the issue with size
to which the answer was a disguise.
He unpacked a gigantic rubber
to use as a floating bumper.
In he went like a snake
t'was hard to call him fake.
On the final count of a trot
he rushed like a bullet shot.
After the in and out of life
the whale is now his wife.
There is an offspring in tow
to the world they are yet to show
Queer are the manners of this breeder
masquerading as a leader. less
(SATIRE) In this volatile fraction of the Asian continent, culture dictates that if your neighbors wife sports cow bells for ear rings, your endevour will be to tether puberty attaining calves from the tattered earlobes of your beloved spouse. Thus, whe... more(SATIRE) In this volatile fraction of the Asian continent, culture dictates that if your neighbors wife sports cow bells for ear rings, your endevour will be to tether puberty attaining calves from the tattered earlobes of your beloved spouse. Thus, when the Indian Grand Prix was flagged off at the Buddh International circuit, the resonance was felt in the anal linings of the Pakistan national assembly.The nation was not to be let down by Pit Stop impotency.
The field of jeopardous aviation has offered unfettered challenges to the deviously crafty and predictably ambitious.For baskets full of examples, just scoop in a stingy serving of the political breed and behold, you will have baskets full of tales. One s... moreThe field of jeopardous aviation has offered unfettered challenges to the deviously crafty and predictably ambitious.For baskets full of examples, just scoop in a stingy serving of the political breed and behold, you will have baskets full of tales. One such misery laden tale is that of our motor mouth spokesperson of the ruling tribe, Jayanti auntie.
“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.” :- Orson Welles
On the 19 of July 2012, the Congress party did just that, reducing to record, the national political pastime as orchestrated flatulence.What an indigestible meal was made o... more“Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what’s for lunch.” :- Orson Welles
On the 19 of July 2012, the Congress party did just that, reducing to record, the national political pastime as orchestrated flatulence.What an indigestible meal was made of a good prime ministerial candidate !
SanjeevPranab on a platter?? NO India on Pranabs platter....
After taking India to the brink of financial collapse, after shouldering the responsibilities for hitting the historic low of 60Rs against a dollar, after hiking the petrol price at a historic high of... morePranab on a platter?? NO India on Pranabs platter....
After taking India to the brink of financial collapse, after shouldering the responsibilities for hitting the historic low of 60Rs against a dollar, after hiking the petrol price at a historic high of Rs. 9 at a single go, its time to take rest, its time to go around the world for sightseeing, its time to become the president of India - Kudos
Pranab (PR-AHHH-NAB) !!! An old English proverb,perhaps unknown to congressmen in word, but well rehearsed and adhered to in spirit, states.. 'Needs must when the devil drives'.
A congress politician, who chokes the smooth flowing coerced- dynastic for... morePranab (PR-AHHH-NAB) !!! An old English proverb,perhaps unknown to congressmen in word, but well rehearsed and adhered to in spirit, states.. 'Needs must when the devil drives'.
A congress politician, who chokes the smooth flowing coerced- dynastic form of leadership is bound to be ceremoniously booted out of the self indulging family coterie. There is no room for a well meaning coup. So, where does that leave the illustrated subject in question ?
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